Pilot AKA Honey, I Blew Up Linda Script

Jam: Wendy, did you do this?
Wendy: Uhhh, it was Linda who wanted me to test it out on her. I didn't think she would go after those two boys.
Slash: Jam, you better look out...
(They'd probably have to hide from her until she shrinks back to normal size.)
Jam: Aw ****.
Nancy: Um... How long until she shrinks back to normal?
Wendy: Well, ah... about an hour from now?
Nancy: An hour?!
Slash: Man, she was always thinking highly of herself, but this is just taking the cake. I can't believe I gotta stay put for an hour of this.
Jam: Well, at least she's having fun?
Slash: If she catches me, she's gonna treat me like a toy!
Tommy: What happened here?
Jam: *points up to the giant Linda walking around*
Linda: Ahahaha, this is amazing! Now I can literally look down on everyone!
Slash: Why would she wanna do that?
Nancy: I think it's because you've made fun of her too many times.
Jam: We did mess up her house on her birthday, too...
*flashback to Linda's birthday...*
Slash: Yeah, yeah, I remember that. I'd go and apologize to her, but I can't when she's like... that.
Jam: I blame Wendy for making her grow into a giant.
Wendy: It was Linda who wanted this. And who am I to say no to a little experiment?
Slash: Nothing about this is little!
(Meanwhile...)
Nicole: What happened to Linda?
Slash: She... got turned giant thanks to an experiment by Wendy.
Linda: Hello, Nicole~ My, you look tiny from up there~
Nancy: ... How long has it been so far?
Wendy: 20 minutes. Still about 39 minutes and 49 seconds to go.
Pamela: Woah!
Ruby: Impressive! I wonder if I could become a giant too. That way, I could show my supreme physique to the world!
Wendy: Actua--
Slash: *interrupts Wendy* No.
Wendy: Slash, why did you interrupt me?
Slash: Because we don't need more obnoxious giants around here.
Pamela: *facepalm*
Tommy: Where am I?
Wendy: We're just outside my house.
Nancy: Why?
Jam: We're still waiting on Linda to shrink back to normal. She's uhh, busy playing with Slash now.
(Meanwhile...)
Linda: Hehe, you know, you look kinda cute when you're so much smaller than me~
Slash: Please... I'm gonna be sick.
Jam: How long has it been?
Wendy: About 50 minutes now. Shouldn't be too long now.
Nancy: Good.
(Just as Linda was having fun playing with poor little Slash, Linda's body began to shrank. The sudden shift in size made the two fall atop one another, embarrassed as they promptly moved away from each other.)
Wendy: Oh my!
Jam: What is it?
Wendy: Nothing. Just thought it was funny and cute.
Slash: Ugh! I'm glad that's over.
Linda: Aww... And I was having so much fun, too.
Slash: And that's how it happened.
END